| American: | I want to live in the UK. |
| Asian: | I want to live in the UK. |
| Indian: | I want to live in the UK. |
| African: | I want to live in the UK. |
| Hispanic: | I want to live in the UK. |
| Canadian: | I want to live in the UK. |
| Filipino: | I want to live in the UK. |
| French: | I want to live in the UK. |
| Brazilian: | I want to live in the UK. |
| British: | wat |
| Irish: | feckin' English bastards |